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Thursday Tuna Day



Page Turner here.

Tomorrow is Thursday Tuna Day! Okay, not for America, but for me. Why, you might wonder? Well, you see, I'm on this diet that allows you to have all the fats and proteins you want (i.e, meat, cheese, vegetables, fruits, eggs,) but no carbs. (i.e., bread, oatmeal, pasta, chocolate, toast, milk, pizza, muffins, sugar, happiness...) Combined with thirty minutes of exercise a day, it works. Anyway, I can have homemade egg, chicken, or tuna salad, but tuna has a ton of mercury in it, so I can only eat it once a week. (I could eat it more, but I'm not a big fan of food poisoning.) Anyway, sometimes I just have to imagine exactly what I'd eat if I went off. So here is the "Official Page Turner Food Blog of June." Here goes!
Okay, so for breakfast I'd have those warm rolls with sausage links in them, and baked French toast. Yes, its baked. And yes its good. Okay, for lunch, I'd have a frozen pizza off the grill (the best) with chocolate milk. And for dinner, a bacon cheese burger, an order of fries, and a vanilla milkshake from Steak and Shake. So now you contain the unneeded and unwanted day menu of Page Turner and are none the wiser. But of course, a food blog wouldn't be complete without a few more items...
Food Trivia! Did you know that the Baby Ruth Bar was not named after the baseball player but after President Grover Cleveland's daughter, Ruth. Eggplants are berries. People in Japan eat crackers filled with...wasps. People in Cambodia eat spiders, people in Japan eat the potentially fatal puffer fish, and flavors of potato chips range from octopus, chicken feet, cinnamon bun, grilled cheese, blueberry, ghost peppers (used in pepper spray) and my favorite: "Cajun Squirrel." Yup. Look it up.on the Oh My Disney blog, the writers turned Disney Songs turned into Food Songs: "Let it go, let it go Can’t share my plate anymore My taco, my taco Crispy shells are what I adore! I don’t care What you’re going to say Pour the hot sauce on, The spice never bothered me anyway!" They’re the circles of life, And they move us all, Through eclairs and glazed, Cream filled or fruit, Till we make our choice In the pastry display They’re the circles The circles of life! (From Oh My Disney Blog; Let it Go, Circle of Life)


Well, that about wraps it up for the food blog. God gave us a body to use, and we are to use it to honor him. Keeping it in good physical shape helps us to be ready for whatever God has planned for us. So go, walk a few miles, and rest assured that dark chocolate is good for you!
                                               

                                                                     
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